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So it looks like Bush has won once again, and by better margins than I ever really expected. He just has to wrap up Ohio and make sure that provisional ballots don’t become the new hanging chads. Whether you like it or not, it looks like he may have this one locked down.

This is the point where I remind all the liberals of their promise to “like, totally move to Canada if Dubya gets re-elected.” Go go… shoo… leave now…

My Canadian friend Arthur has even provided a step-by-step guide on how to immigrate to our socialist neighbor to the north. You have no excuses.

Update: In case you live in a cave and haven’t seen the news, Kerry has conceded.