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My half-mile walk from where I work to where I have to catch my bus home at night takes me through Pioneer Square. Pioneer Square is a nice district south of downtown with lots of great restauraunts, book stores, and art galleries. A great place to hang out during the day.

But on weekday nights it gets a bit sketchier. There are a number of homeless shelters in the area, so theres this huge influx of homeless people looking for dinner and a place to sleep for the night. The majority of them don’t give me any trouble, but occasionally you encounter one that is kind of strange.

Like the fellow I ran into tonight. I was on the phone with my bank (my bank card was accidentally swapped with somebody elses at the bar last night) while walking to the bus stop. All of a sudden this big pissed off homeless guy comes running out of nowhere yelling gibberish, chases me down, and roundhouse kicks me square in the ass. Then he walked away yelling more random cuss words at me.

And thats my random Seattle story for the week.

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Yes. You heard me correctly. Its snowing in Seattle. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly home and start stockpiling boxes of granola.

In all honesty this should be interesting. Apparently nobody in Seattle knows how to drive in the snow, and they have no snow removal equipment. At 1PM, with no snow accumulation, they sent all the kids home early from school. Employees who commute a long way have already started leaving to work from home. We’ve been warned against coming into work tomorrow if we don’t have to.

I’ll try and get pictures when I head home.

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Top Gear

I just had to write a short post on my latest TV show addiction.

Top Gear
Top Gear

Top Gear. I recently acquired the first season and I’m hooked! A simply awesome car show produced by the BBC. Like your standard car show they include lots of coverage of the latest supercars and luxury vehicles, but they also tend to try insane stunts like jumping over rows of motorbikes in double-decker buses.

And its all done with that special kind of wit that only the British can pull off successfully.

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Make sure you check your pockets for MP3 players before you do your laundry. They really don’t like the spin cycle.

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Words to live by

The liver is evil!
The liver is evil!

Ever notice that “liver” backwards without the “r” is “evil”?

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